I thought everyone knew it was "divine"

You've certainly done a good job at outsmarting and outposting me, fine sir stuart. thats all about to change. I haven't gotten laid in months, and that may something to do with my capricious attitude, but i haven't started trying. GS, will you go to prom with me? I've been in love since i first laid eyes upon you. the way you glance coyly across the room, your fuzzy belly, your flowing locks, everything says yes...but you still say no? or was it know? regardless: i need some booty baby, you gonna bend over or what?