Sunday, April 30, 2006

Radioactive Radiatore and its Repercussions

I'm devising a warhead (and a damned big one at that) to be dropped upon villages, towns, nation-states, municipalities, etc., that will deliver fatal, even catastrophic damage to nothing in it's path with the exception of Italian restaurants. More to come on this subject in due time, once i work out how to make a warhead that can sniff out semolina and/or chicken parmigiana (either will do, they are both essential to the proper operation of italian cuisine). Soon to come: warheads for-to destroy any other type of eating establishment, but the wops get it first...damn...

1 Comments:

At 9:32 AM, Blogger gs said...

and god bless semolina.

by the way, try and avoid IRAN, ISREAL and the US or any obviouse allies. they'll take this thing and run with it... even though it was all your idea. anywayl, were going to need fallafel and chicago.

 

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