Dream of ferret fornication

Wow, well, as supreme overlord of kittenpetters worldwide, and as magistrate and moderator of this display of blogness, i regret to inform all who read this that i am sadly lacking cattens on whom to discourse. But truly i tell thee: a ferret is a nominally similar variety of domesticated beast which is also nice to pet. sometimes fenton gets excited and scampers to and fro, biting toes and making a general nuisance of himself (shitting in the free masons closet, shitting in his food bowl, shitting everywhere he can find a corner, etc.). he also likes to frolic in his tube, and bite the chins and noses of curious in-lookers. so be wary of ferret tubes and also wormholes. geoff, its been a while or a wheel, how are things/YOU?

phillips head adult?

pat got angry at the cat. the cat bit him.

when peter first moved to carbondale, he told me he was having a hard time living with his older brothers girlfriends child. They argued all the time and the younger allegedly just "picked away" at elder. the kid was five.

part of what we love about peter is the child in him.

I need an adult

kitty had a great vacation. he was well behaved and only tried to eat that cocky little chipmunk of a sugar glider once.
me to... dont tell anyone that dosnt know already, but pat gives great back massages (poolside).

I thought everyone knew it was "divine"

You've certainly done a good job at outsmarting and outposting me, fine sir stuart. thats all about to change. I haven't gotten laid in months, and that may something to do with my capricious attitude, but i haven't started trying. GS, will you go to prom with me? I've been in love since i first laid eyes upon you. the way you glance coyly across the room, your fuzzy belly, your flowing locks, everything says yes...but you still say no? or was it know? regardless: i need some booty baby, you gonna bend over or what?