Saturday, May 20, 2006

island weed funny... good?

the women here (locals) are... unbelievable. also local beer and you know what. i am sunburned but relaxed. one of my favorite things to do is watch the babies. baby people and pets and sealife.
actually, im not actually sure how old the sealife is that i have been keeping such a close eye on, but the things that these glowing night things do under water must be like how a young childs mind works. last night while my dad was out on the night dive i watched what looked like a living glow stick streamer (or maybe a lightning bug that was losing its payload) spin in random movements inside of an invisible orb floating in the water outside of my cabin. after his dive my dad got back and told me about the glowing strings of pearls that live in the sand trenches off the reef. he also mentioned a new anxiety that he had of being underwater in the darkness living off of a hose. like a baby. today he left, and its just me from here on out.
the phone in town goes up and down, i am so far away from everything.......... it is fucking great. people here are really nice, and when i want to sit alone, which is most of the time, i do. no one bothers me.

keep on doing your things.

ill see you guys soon.
by the way, where the fuck is chad cooney. we wrote a song for him and everything, and he dosnt even have the decency to post. i am on an island off the coast of honduras... and i post. i want a written apology and excuse.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

roatan

today i saw lots of rodents that are bigger than my cat. the cats here eat fish for good reason. there are also lots of puppies and adult dogs whose growth had been stunted from a steady diet of fruit and bread. im making notes and will give a full report soon. this place is crazy.

i leave you with this. i met a guy named beenut today. when he was a kid he used to try and knock down beehives, untill one day he did. as a result he was stung on the balls. they swelled up and everyone knew it. henceforth he has been known as beenut to everyone, including me. he is in his late thirties early fourties. five kids. oh yeah... also i was driving the jeep through the jungle and a bannana fell out of a tree in front of the car. i ran it over and was a little dissapointed when i didnt skid out of controll. if only it was just the peel, then the desired effect might have been achieved.

Monday, May 15, 2006

note

it is important to remember why pavement is better than radiohead... and certainly the smashing pumpkins.

Monday, May 08, 2006

thank you kitten petters...

"...so thank you kitten petters, for making me a better person."
-oij

graham has a new poetry blog which he prefers to call a concept blog. i have forgotten the name and url due to my occasional uselessness. maybe mr. e will been kind enough to post a link here so that we all may see his work. also i would like to get a link up on CIARD.com as i am working on a fairly comprehensive update of that site.

so thank you again kitten petters for making me a better person.

(p)didactidactyl.
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Sunday, May 07, 2006

Hey!! Eric!!!

bad spelling is ok, awful spelling is awful...i know that ain't your thing, but we have to have some standards, and as moderator, i'm putting you on double-secret-nonexistent-probation. carry on with trepidation, sir!

Elecrogravitation and the pyramids in egypt

So, we all know that one of the great anomalies in history is the great pyramid in giza, and until now i did not understand why this was such an anomaly. the kings chamber at giza was built as a resonating chamber designed to harness energy, and may have been the first pyramid built, over 12000 years ago. there are no paintings on the walls, the sarcophogous is empty and shows signs of heating and a huge explosion. this pyramid has been linked to the pyramids on mars, which exhibit many similarities to it, but who knows these may be a natural phenomenon, and it could have been a fluke that the egyptions built the pyramids in this way, but they coincide with a complex frequency of ~8iHz. it has also been shown in this field that everything relates back to the golden ratio or pi, which is a number that dictates the structure of everything. more info to come. i just got into this and the kitten petters must be informed.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Magical Magnetic Kitties

Magnetic storms effect us every day, magnetism rules and kittens will be used in the ultimate magnetism experiment, because they are extremly furry and will be able to transport big solenoids on their backs and make large random magnetic fields to their designs, they will conquer us all with their ablility to magnetize big hunks of iron... Here Kitty Kitty Kitty

that was the opposite of fun

as if i am one to talk...